The Baby Owner's Manual

Unlock the secrets of parenthood with "The Baby Owner’s Manual," an essential guide cleverly disguised as a user manual for your new bundle of joy. Written with humor and practicality, this book covers everything from feeding and diapering to decoding your baby’s mysterious cries. Packed with troubleshooting tips and “maintenance” plans for your little one, it transforms daunting parenting tasks into manageable steps. Delve into the quirky, yet insightful world of baby care that makes you feel like a pro from day one. Are you ready to master the art of baby ownership?

By Louis Borgenicht M.D., Joe Borgenicht

Published: 2012

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